The United Kingdom of Absolute communism565 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.785 billion Absolute communism565ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism565ian economy, worth 408 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,639 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, job satisfaction is a luxury many Absolute communism565ians can't afford, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism565's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism565 is ranked 22,710^th in the world and 1,325^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,670.51 on the Gilded Widget Scale.